Hey, You! Bowl With the Curve! It's Cool!

No, really, it is.

I'm not sure if there's still space available or not--probably not--but after Sunday's game (2:00 start time) against damned Erie, about an hour after the game ends, you can head on down to Holiday Bowl and spend a couple hours hanging out and slinging bowling balls with many of your favorite Curve stars.

If space does happen to still be available, you should quit reading this and dial 814-283-3130 right now and sign up. It's only 25 bucks, and all proceeds benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Honestly, you're some kind of cold bastard if you can't spare the price of dinner for two at Applebee's for sick kids anyway. Doing that and bowling with the Curve? Slam dunk.

You can also sign up at the customer service center behind home plate (which I will likely be standing slightly left of; interrupt me at your own peril), but if you wait until game time tomorrow, space will probably be filled. It probably already is. I should have blogged this days ago, so I guess you can blame me if it's too late.

I personally will not be able to attend, by the way, because--seriously--I may be the worst bowler in the history of mankind. I enjoy it well enough, but I'm afraid someone may be recording the scores for posterity, which would mean I would no doubt break the Altoona city record for worst score in a bowling game by an adult (currently held by Barack Obama).